You Don't Pay Taxes; They Take Them

Here's What I Knew About Doing A Play: I Knew It Would Make Me A Better Actor.

Kennedy Didn't Beat Nixon. Satire Beat Nixon.

Only Dumb People Try To Impress Smart People. Smart People Just Do What They Do.

I Want My Name To Be A Brand In Comedy. I Hope My Name Stands For Comedic Excellence.

I See Guys Who Can't Make 10 Percent Of What I Make, And Yet They Have Four Bentleys, Three Houses, And Four Bodyguards.