I Played So Bad, I Got A

I Played So Bad, I Got A Get-well Card From The Irs.

The Dollars Aren't So Important... Once You Have Them.

When Nicklaus Plays Wells Well, He Wins. When He Plays Badly, He Finishes Second. When He Plays Terribly, He Finishes Third.

I Don't Want To Brag, But I Do More Homework On The Course Than Any Other Announcer. I Chart The Greens To Get All The Breaks. I Walk Down Into The Greenside Bunkers. I Walk Into The Fairway Bunkers To See Whether A Player Can Reach The Green From Them.

Sports Are 90% Inspiration And 10% Perspiration.