I Pay What I Have To And

People With Tourettes.....what Makes Them Tick?

Put Smarties Tubes On Cats Legs, Make Them Walk Like A Robot.

I Had A Survey Done On My House. 8 Out Of 10 People Said They Really Rather Liked It

Saying That You Don't Believe In Magic But Do Believe In God Is A Bit Like Saying You Don't Have Sex With Dogs, Except Labradors.

I Said To My Girlfriend, You Shouldn't Eat Before You Swim. She Said, "why Not"? I Said, You Look Fat.