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What Soap Is To The Body, Laughter Is To The Soul. Laughter Is The Shortest Distance Between Two People.

A Smile Is A Curve Which Can Set A Lot Of Things Straight.

My Father Invented A Cure For Which There Was No Disease And Unfortunately My Mother Caught It And Died Of It.

I Do Not Have A Single White Note On My Piano; My Elephant Smoked Too Much.

I Learned To Play The Piano On My Mother's Knee - That Was Before We Got A Piano.