I Never Watched 'harper's Island.'

I Think We Carry Around The Idea Of Being A Kid In The Hall As Part Of Our Identity. It's A Big Part Of How We See Ourselves Now.

Really, It's Only Been Since The '70s That Canadians Have Had Any Pride In Their Country.

When I Was In School, All Our History Books Were American, So We Learned American History, Not Canadian History.

Well, I've Lost My Wife. I've Lost My Job. I've Lost 20 Minutes Of My Life! Damn The Decaf.

I Never Watched 'harper's Island.'