I Never Scrimmage Oilers Against Oilers...what For?

I Done Drew The Line. Just Like The Alamo. You're Either On One Side Of The Line Or The Other. I Don't Want To Ever Leave Texas Again.

I'd Rather Have Preparation Than Motivation. Everyone Likes To Play, But No One Likes To Practice.

I Know Why We Lost The Civil War. We Must Have Had The Same Officials.

You Don't Win By Making Sensational Plays; You Win By Not Making Mistakes.

Because She Is Too Ugly To Kiss Goodbye.