Because She Is Too Ugly To Kiss

Two Kinds Of Ballplayers Aren't Worth A Darn: One That Never Does What He's Told, And One Who Does Nothin' Except What He's Told.

Mama Always Said That If It Can't Rain On You, You're Indoors.

I Always Thought I Could Coach. I Just Thought People Were Poor Judges Of Good Coaches.

Rogers Sees Daylight. Campbell Makes Daylight.

When It's First And A Mile, I Won't Give It To Him.