I Never Go Online. The Internet Stuff

My Priorities Are Where They Should Be, Which Is Making Really Great, Really Exciting Television.

Well, The World Is Vastly Counted In Favour Of Men At Every Level - Except If You Live In A Civilised Country And You’re Sort Of Educated And Middle-class, Because Then You’re Almost Certainly Junior In Your Relationship And In A State Of Permanent, Crippled Apology. Your Preferences Are Routinely Mocked. There’s A Huge, Unfortunate Lack Of Respect For Anything Male.

Rule 1: The Doctor Lies.

The Doctor: Oh, Now What's This, Then? I Love This. A Big, Flashy-lighty Thing. That's What Brought Me Here. Big, Flashy-lighty Things Have Got Me Written All Over Them. Not Actually, But Give Me Time... And A Crayon.

So Is This How It Works Doctor? You Never Interfere With The Affairs Of Other Peoples Or Planets, Unless There Are Children Crying?