Rule 1: The Doctor Lies.

Young Reinette: Monsieur, Be Careful! The Doctor: It's Just A Nightmare, Reinette, Don't Worry, Everyone Has Nightmares. Even Monsters Under The Bed Have Nightmares! Young Reinette: What Do Monsters Have Nightmares About? The Doctor: Me!

I Like That Helen Mirren Has Been Saying The Next Doctor Should Be A Woman. I Would Like To Go On Record And Say That The Queen Should Be Played By A Man!

There's Something Really Cool About Scaring Children. Traumatize A Generation, That's What It's All About.

Everybody Knows That Everybody Dies. But Not Every Day. Not Today. Some Days Are Special. Some Days Are So, So Blessed. Some Days, Nobody Dies At All. Now And Then, Every Once In A Very Long While, Every Day In A Million Days, When The Wind Stands Fair And The Doctor Comes To Call, Everybody Lives.

You'll Go Out Of Business If You Think People Are Stupid.