I Married A Wonderful Doctor, And I

You Have No Idea What A Long-legged Gal Can Do Without Doing Anything.

Audiences Always Sound Like They're Glad To See Me, And I'm Damned Glad To See Them.

I Bet You Think An Egg Is Something You Casually Order For Breakfast When You Can't Think Of Anything Else. Well, So Did I Once, But That Was Before The Egg And I.

I Know What's Best For Me, After All I Have Been In The Claudette Colbert Business Longer Than Anybody.

It Took Me Years To Figure Out That You Don't Fall Into A Tub Of Butter, You Jump For It.