I Know What's Best For Me, After

You Have No Idea What A Long-legged Gal Can Do Without Doing Anything.

I Bet You Think An Egg Is Something You Casually Order For Breakfast When You Can't Think Of Anything Else. Well, So Did I Once, But That Was Before The Egg And I.

Men Don't Get Smarter When They Grow Older. They Just Lose Their Hair.

Why Do Grandparents And Grandchildren Get Along So Well? The Mother.

The Casting Couch? There's Only One Of Us Who Ever Made It To Stardom Without It, And That Was Bette Davis.