I'm Too Young For A Man, But

For The Most Part, Pianos Are Female To Me. Sometimes They're Dykes, And They're Always Good Fun.

People Think I'm Nuts Because I Can Sit In A Room And Be Happy By Myself.

I'm A Hard Worker. I Get My Hands Dirty.

The Truth Lies In Between The 1st And The 40th Drink

Neil [gaiman, Creator Of The Comic Sandman, Featuring The Amos-based Character Delirium] Believes That Faeries Have Gone Beyond Cool. They've Transcended Cool. I Just Think Alternate Realities Make You A Good Writer. If Your Work Is Any More Than One Dimension, You Believe In Faeries. I'm Sure I'll Start Thinking Now About All The People I Know Who Don't Believe, That I Quite Like. We Can Still Go Have A Pint. Not The Chardonnay, Though.