I'm Tired Of All This Nonsense About

... It's Impossible To Register Any Emotion Without Using Some Muscle Which, In Time, Will Produce A Wrinkle. ... By The Time She Is Thirty, A Starlet Has Been Carefully Taught To Smile Like A Dead Halibut. The Eyes Widen, The Mouth Drops Open, But The Eye Muscles Are Never Involved.

Children Are Different - Mentally, Physically, Spiritually, Quantitatively, Qualitatively; And Furthermore, They're All A Little Bit Nuts.

There Is This To Be Said About Having Money. You Get Rejected By A Higher Class Of People.

Even Though A Number Of People Have Tried, No One Has Yet Found A Way To Drink For A Living.

The Only Reason That They Say, 'women And Children First' Is To Test The Strength Of The Lifeboats.