I'm Paranoid. On My Stationary Bike, I

My Parents Were My Worst Audience.

During Sex I Fantasize That I'm Someone Else.

I Tried Phone Sex - It Gave Me An Ear Infection.

I Love Being Famous. It Validates That I Have Something To Say.

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