During Sex I Fantasize That I'm Someone

For 45 Years I've Worked Without An Audience.

I Tried Phone Sex - It Gave Me An Ear Infection.

I Like To Read Biographies Of Authors That I Love, Like Richard Yates. I Also Like To See What Non-fiction Authors Are Out There. My Bible Is Something Happened. It's One Of The Greatest Books I've Ever Read. But If I Don't Read A Dostoevsky Soon I'm Going To Kill Myself.

My Parents Were My Worst Audience.

I Love Being Famous. It Validates That I Have Something To Say.