I'm Not Sure Why Writing For Others

Every Comic Can Report A Few 'gift From The Gods' Moments.

I Eat At This German-chinese Restaurant And The Food Is Delicious. The Only Problem Is That An Hour Later You're Hungry For Power.

Great Humorists Are Great Insulters.

To Call New York's Traffic At Holiday Time A Nightmare Is To Understate.

I Have A Feeling That About 90% Of My Life Has Been Shaped By My Voice, Both As An Embarrassment And As An Advantage. There Was Always The Terrible Incongruity Of This Deep Voice Barreling Out Of This Little Body. Somewhere In The Back Of My Mind I Was Aware That It Was Ludicrous, That It Took On An Importance That Wasn't Really There.