I'm Not Raising The Children, I'm Raising

What Happens After You Die? Lot's Of Things Happen After You Die - They Just Don't Involve You

I'm A Good Citizen. I'm A Good Father. I Recycle And I Masturbate.

I Was Driving In Manhattan. There's Traffic, Nobody's Moving... The Guy Behind Me Is Honking Just At Me. He Kept Yelling At Me. I Decided That I'm Gonna Argue With This Guy, But I'm Gonna Argue About Something Else. I'm Not Having His Argument; I'm Having Mine. So, He's Like, 'go!' And I Go, 'well Give Me Back My Jacket!' And He Stopped. I Was Like, 'yeah, You Got My Jacket! Give It Back! I Said You Could Borrow It, Not Have It! You're Stretching It Out, You Fat Pig! Give It Back, Now!' He Got Back In His Car, And He Locked His Doors.

All Talking Is Good, Negative And Positive. Stabbing Is Bad; Talking Is Good.

If I Owned A Network, I Would Never Let A Guy Just Put People On Without Telling Me Who They Are.