I'm Not Fat. I'm Fluffy!

I Go On The Road All The Time, But I'm Only Performing For Two Hours A Night, And Then I'll Do A Meet-and-greet, And Then I'll Get A Bite To Eat, Get Drunk, Pass Out, Wake Up The Next Day, Sleeping The Next Day, Sleeping Off The Hangover, And Then I'm In The Next City.

When You Go To Hawaii, It's All About "aloha." It Means Hello, Goodbye And I Love You.

I Don't Have To Worry About Writing Jokes. I Just Tell Stories About Things That Have Happened To Me. As Long As I'm Alive And I'm Living And I'm Experiencing Different Things Every Day, The Show Will Always Change.

I Don't Get Controversial, I Don't Get Political And I Don't Tell You What To Do With Your Life. I Just Go Out There And Tell Some Stories, And People Can Relate.

In The Beginning, Yes. I Didn't Like It Because I Wanted People To Know Me By Gabriel Iglesias, Not By Fluffy.