I'm Not A Sexy Guy. I Went

I Went To Look For A Used Car And Found My Wife's Dress In The Back Seat.

I Like To Date Schoolteachers. If You Do Something Wrong, They Make You Do It Over Again.

What A Dog I Got, He Found Out We Look Alike, So He Killed Himself.

I Bought A New Book, '100 New Ways To Make Love'. I Ended Up In Traction - It Was A Misprint.

My Cousins Gay, He Went To London Only To Find Out That Big Ben Was A Clock.