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A Republican Moves Slowly. They Are What We Call Conservatives. A Conservative Is A Man Who Has Plenty Of Money And Doesn't See Any Reason Why He Shouldn't Always Have Plenty Of Money. A Democrat Is A Fellow Who Never Had Any, But Doesn't See Any Reason Why He Shouldn't Have Some.

An Ignorant Person Is One Who Doesn't Know What You Have Just Found Out.

Our Public Men Are Speaking Every Day On Something, But They Ain't Saying Anything.

It Is Awful Hard To Get People Interested In Corruption Unless They Can Get Some Of It.

Legalize Racing In Every State. Sure People Will Bet, But They Get To See The Horses Run And You Certain Can't See General Motors And General Electric And General Utility Run When You Bet On Them.