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In 1964 Something Totally Unexpected Happened. I Got A Job I Enjoyed.

There Was A Cinema Called The Orient Outside The Community Centre Where We Rehearsed In Six Ways, And Whenever It Showed A Horror Film The Queue Would Go All The Way Down The Street And Around The Corner. 'isn't It Strange How People Will Pay Money To Frighten Themselves?' I Remember Tony [iommi] Saying One Day. 'maybe We Should Stop Doing Blues And Write Scary Music Instead.'

I've Been Dictating To My Son, Who's Helping Me On His Computer. I'm Spending A Lot Of Time Doing Research - I've Just Got Up To 1971, When I Went Crazy And Dived Through The Window. My Life Is So Full Of Interesting Stories.

Mind You, It’s All Bullshit With Wine, Isn’t It? It’s Just F**king Vinegar With A Fizz, No Matter What The Tasters Say.

It’s Sad, Y’know, What Money Does To People.