I'm Not A Lesbian, But My Girlfriend

You Don't Quite Know How Drunk You Are Until All Of A Sudden You're On The Floor

Struggling At Anything That You Want To Be Doing Is Hard

I Was Obsessed With Elvis Presley When I Was Little.

If It's A Really Good Gift, I Love Receiving It, Like Jewels, Small Islands.

My Best Attribute Is Knowing When Not To Answer Stupid Questions