I'm Kind Of Obsessed With Food. I

It's The Hardest Thing To Come Up With An Hour Of Material That Can Consistently Keep People Laughing.

I Have Never Taken The High Road, But I Tell Other People To 'cause Then There's More Room For Me On The Low Road.

You Should Really Treat Stand-up Like You Would A Play. It's A One-man Play.

Most Single People I Know, Myself Included, Have A Difficult Time Even Meeting Up With The People They Like, Be It Busy Schedules, Texting Games, Or Whatever.

I Think When People Talk About Improvising It Turns Into This Silly Thing Like, "oh There's Like A Hula Hoop There And I'm Like 'oh What's Going On Here? Is This A Really Big Ring?'"