I'm Just An Entertainer. All I Want

The Pellet With The Poison's In The Vessel With The Pestle; The Chalice From The Palace Has The Brew That Is True!

You Bet I Arrived Overnight. Over A Few Hundred Nights In The Catskills, In Vaudeville, In Clubs And On Broadway.

I'm Just An Entertainer. All I Want To Be Is Funny. I Never Aspired To Play Hamlet.

Some Woman Are More Interested In What They Look Like Than What They Are. If They More Interested In What They Are, They Would Look Better.

Housewives Spend More Money Than Their Husbands Make, So That Other People Think Their Husbands Earn More Money Than They Really Do.