I Never Pray To God To Make

I Am A Millionaire Today And My Wife Deserves All Of The Credit. Before I Met Her I Was A Multi-millionaire.

After All These Years, It's Still Embarrassing For Me To Play On The American Golf Tour. Like The Time I Asked My Caddie For A Sand Wedge And He Came Back Ten Minutes Later With A Ham On Rye.

I Have 13 Dependents. All Of Them Have 140 Iq Or Better, Except Me. I'm Under 100 Iq, And I Support Them All.

He Told Me Just To Keep The Ball Low.

The Best Wood In Most Amateurs' Bags Is The Pencil.