I'm Equal Part Genius, Equal Part Buffoon.

I Hate Mourinho. He's A Fool.

Jack White Has Just Done A Song For Coca-cola. End Of. He Ceases To Be In The Club. And He Looks Like Zorro On Doughnuts.

I'm A Little Bit Of A Control Freak When It Comes To My Music, Unfortunately.

If I Had A Gun, I'd Shoot A Hole Into The Sun And Love Would Burn This City Down For You.

There's Nothing Good On The News. You're Not Telling Me Cnn Is All Cats In Trees, Are You? Nothing Can Be That Good If Piers Morgan Is In It, You Know What I Mean?