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I'm Bald, Blind And Pale. I'm Like A Gigantic Recessive Gene.
-Jim Gaffigan
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I'm Bald, Blind And Pale. I'm Like
Jim Gaffigan
I'm Bald, Blind And Pale. I'm Like A Gigantic Recessive Gene.
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