I'm Awash In Self-contempt!

A Man That Has Never Lied To A Woman Has No Respect For Her Feelings.

If You Want To Make God Laugh, Tell Him About Your Plans.

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If I Could Only See One Miracle, Just One Miracle. Like A Burning Bush, Or The Seas Part, Or My Uncle Sasha Pick Up A Check.

Me Sitting Down For Dinner With Ingmar Bergman Felt Like A House Painter Sitting Down With Picasso.