I'm Awash In Self-contempt!

I Failed To Make The Chess Team Because Of My Height.

Some Of The Best Memories Of My Childhood That I Have Are The Times That I Played Hooky From School So I Could Spend My Days In The Public Library Reading All The Wonderful Books At My Disposal.

Money Is Not Everything, But It Is Better Than Having One's Health.

Eighty Percent Of Success Is Showing Up.

I'm A Terrible Musician. While The Band Members Are Great, I'm Tolerated And Affectionately Regarded Because I Do Movies, But If I Had To Make My Living As A Musician I Would Starve. I'm Like A Sunday Tennis Player.