I'm Attracted To Heartbreakers.

The Russians Haven't Been To The Moon. You Know Why? Because They're Space Pussies... You Really Want To Impress Us? Bring Us Back Our Flag!

Rock Against Drugs, What A Name. Somebody Was High When They Came Up With That Title. It's Like Christians Against Christ. Rock Created Drugs.

If I Get Married Again, I Want A Guy There With A Drum To Do Rimshots During The Vows.

So Many People Counted On Me To Be The Party, I Had To Move Far Enough Away That They Wouldn't Want To Drive There.

What Happened? Satan Was Busy?