What Happened? Satan Was Busy?

Rage Only Works If It Is Justified. That's The Trick With Rage. You Gotta Have A Reason To Be Mad.

I'd Rather Entertain People Than Offend Them.

I'm Responsible. I Even Did A Commercial For Mtv Saying How I Was Going To Register To Vote. And I Still Haven't.

I Want To Show People That There's A Side Of Myself Other Than Just The Outrageous Comedian.

Jesus Had A Tough Life. I Read About That Guy. Jesus Is The Only Guy That Ever Came Back From The Dead That Didn't Scare The F- Out Of Everybody!