I'm An American Who Loves An America

Laughter Makes The Bitter Swallowing Of Truth, For Some, A Little Easier.

To Make Marijuana Against The Law Is Like Saying God Made A Big Mistake.

You're Not A Human Till You're In My Phone Book. There. My Hat Is Now In The Political Ring.

We Really Are All One....this Is The Very Philosophy That Has Kept Me Virtually Anonymous In America For Fifteen Years.

I'll Smoke, I'll Cough, I'll Get The Tumors, I'll Die, Deal? Thank You America. [salutes]