I'm An Actor. I Hate To Blow

Arby's: If I Was About To Be Killed, I Would Eat It.

Apply Truth Liberally To The Inflamed Area.

I Do My Show Half-hour A Night Four Nights A Week. I Haven't Seen My Kids In 18 Months, And I Am Losing Calcium In My Bones. Doctors Say I Should Stop. I'm Not Going To.

I Love Making Observations. That One Is A Classic Example.

Young Girls Are Obsessed With Having A Thigh Gap. I Blame The Impossible Body Standards Set By Spongebob.