Mitt Romney's Email Was Hacked! So If

They Say The Only People Who Tell The Truth Are Drunkards And Children. Guess Which One I Am.

President Bush Has Embarked On An Eight-day Tour Of The Continent. He Hopes This One Goes Better Than The Other Ones He's Made Recently. Obviously He's Not Doing That Well In North America [on Screen: '36% Approval'], His South American Trip Had A Few Bumps [on Screen: 'angry Mobs Of Torch-carrying Bumps'], Europe Seems To Think The President Doesn't Care What They Think, But Hey, Who Cares What They Think? They Could At Least Thank Him For What He's Done For Their Burning Effigy Industry.

Arby's: If I Was About To Be Killed, I Would Eat It.

I'm Not A Fan Of The Facts. Facts Change; My Opinion Never Does.

Cynics Always Say No. Saying Yes Leads To Knowledge. So For As Long As You Have The Strength To, Say Yes.