I'm Always Very Happy To Talk To

Stand-up Is Not Just An American Thing Anymore. It's Global. In Some Places, Stand-up Comedy Is Brand New. South Africa Has Only Had A Scene For 15 Years.

Be Personal, And Original. Try To Work Clean. Stay Away From Topical Material, As It Does Not Allow You To Craft It To Make It Better For Later. And Always Remember That It Is The Fans Who Will Make You Or Break You.

I'm Never Home. I Miss Birthdays. I Miss Holidays. I Miss Anniversaries. I Miss Special Moments. I'm Not Always There For Important Times, Because I'm Out On The Road Trying To Make People Laugh. I Give Up My Privacy. I Give Up The Ability To Walk Somewhere And Relax.

You Know, A Lot Of People Think That Just 'cause You Work Out, Lift Weights, Eat Right, And Do What People Tell You To Do That You'll Live A Long Live, Maybe You Will. But, Why Do People Measure Life By The Years Instead About How Good The Years Were.

Wearing A Hawaiian Shirt, You Don't Ever Come Across As Offensive. Nobody Sees You As A Threat. You See Someone In A Hawaiian Shirt, And You Are Like 'this Guy Is Ready To Party.'