I'm A Traveling Practical Joker. That's My

And If That Isnt The Truth, It Would Be A Lie.

It All Started With A Badly Timed Bald Joke!

He Had The Kind Of Face Only A Mother Could Love. If That Mother Was Blind In One Eye, And Had That Sort Of Milky Film Over The Other One, Ya..ya Know, Ya Know What I Mean? But Still He Was My Identical Twin.

I Believe It Was Shakespeare Who Said, 'all The World's A Stage, And You Are Crap!'

Onstage I Do All The Stuff I'd Never Do In Real Life, Like Lashing Out At People Who Make Me Mad Or Freaking Out In A Long Bank Lineup. Performing Allows Me To Fulfill All The Sicko Fantasies I've Ever Had.