This Just In: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland

Every Song A Hit, Every Hit A Smack!

Wives Live Longer Than Husbands Because They're Not Married To Women.

We'll Be Back To Our Nature Documentary, 'baggy The Anorexic Elephant' In Just A Second.

Nine Out Of Ten Americans Believe That Out Of Ten People, One Person Will Always Disagree With The Other Nine!

When You Kill Someone By Chopping Off Their Head, Rolling 'em Up In A Carpet And Burning It, You'd Better Make Sure They're Dead!