I'm A Really Good Swimmer.

You Did It! Congratulations! World's Best Cup Of Coffee! Great Job, Everybody! It's Great To Be Here.

Whenever Someone Calls Me Ugly I Get Super Sad And Hug Them, Because I Know How Tough Life Is For The Visually Impaired.

I've Always Been Noted For Being Original And Doing Different Thing. So For Me To Hop On The Train That's Going On Would Be - Shoot, If I Wanted To Hop On The Train, I Might As Well Have Hopped On Gangsta Rap Back When It Was Popular And Tried To Do That.

In Junior High P.e., I Was Way Too Shy To Take A Shower In Front Of The Other Kids. It Was A Horribly Awkward Time - Body Hair, Odors... So I'd Go From My Sweaty Shirt Back Into My Regular Clothes And Have To Continue The Day.

Everyone I Know Who Skis Is Dead.