I'm A Married Man. If I Want

I Guess It's Nice To Have Someone To Love While You're Looking For Someone To Love.

Life Is Cruel. Why Should The Afterlife Be Any Different? I Offer You A Choice. Join My Crew...and Postpone The Judgment. One Hundred Years Before The Mast. Will Ye Serve?

I Never Slept Alone Until I Was Married.

Did You Forget? I'm A Heartless Wretch!

Do You Fear Death? Do You Fear That Dark Abyss? All Your Deeds Laid Bare. All Your Sins Punished. I Can Offer You...an Escape.