I Never Slept Alone Until I Was

Life Is Cruel. Why Should The Afterlife Be Any Different? I Offer You A Choice. Join My Crew...and Postpone The Judgment. One Hundred Years Before The Mast. Will Ye Serve?

I Got Hate Letters From Girls All Over America Because I Wouldn't Go To The Prom With Them.

I Guess It's Nice To Have Someone To Love While You're Looking For Someone To Love.

Once You're In, You're In. It's Like The Mafia. Once A Monkee, Always A Monkee.

Before I Was An Actor I Was An Apprentice Jockey, And Now I'm Out There Racing Against Boys, Sort Of The Spokesperson For People Over 50 That They Can Do It.