I'm A Great Housekeeper. I Get Divorced.

Parisian Men Make Love All Day And Have No Time To Work; American Men Work All Day And Have No Time For Love.

I'd Rather Be Hit By A Gorgeous Man Than An Ugly One.

Macho Doesn't Prove Mucho.

It's Never As Easy To Keep Your Own Spouse Happy As It Is To Make Someone Else's Spouse Happy.

Having Been Engaged Rather A Lot Of Times, Zsa Zsa Gabor Was Asked Whether A Lady Should Give Back The Ring. Her Answer? "of Course Dahlink, But First, You Take Out All The Diamonds.