I'm A Big Guy, But I'm Really

Stand-up Is Not Just An American Thing Anymore. It's Global. In Some Places, Stand-up Comedy Is Brand New. South Africa Has Only Had A Scene For 15 Years.

Home In Bed Listening To The Rain Getting Ready To Order A Pizza. Sounds Like A Song Til The Last Part.

Now I Understand Why People Do Drugs, Why People Drink, And Why People Go Crazy. As The Success Level Goes Up And Up And Up, The Further Detached I Get From Everybody Else. Luckily, With My Girlfriend, Everything Is Gravy Because I Brought Her Into It. I Brought Her In And She's Very Hands On With My Career.

Jeff Foxworthy Had That Whole "you Might Be A Redneck" Thing; Larry The Cable Guy Had "git-r-done." Some Comics Have That Hook. Dane Cook Had That Super Finger. So I Just Caught On Early On. I Ran With "fluffy."

Hanging Out With Comics, All They Did Was Make Fun Of Me.