I Loved Moustaches. I Used To Draw

Being A Fan Of Authentic Dada, I Find Today's Art - What I Call 'bankers' Dada' - Mind-numbingly Dull. The Most Challenging Work I've Seen Of Late Is By The British Art Resistance. Their Document, 'a Call For Heroes In An Age Of Cowards', Is Apt In These Days Of Witless Chancers.

I Like Being On The Margins. You Work Better There.

A Moustache To A Man Is The Same As A Fringe Is To A Woman. When You've Got It, You Want To Grow It Out; When You've Grown It Out, You Want To Cut It.

We Believe In A Society In Delusion, And If You're Awake And Not Deluded People Tell You You're Mad. That's Why I'm A Freak And They're Not. But I'm Actually Not.

I Loved Moustaches. I Used To Draw Myself With One. When I Was 14, I Was Really Into War And Van Gogh.