I Love The Way My Life Has

I Was Dating A Transvestite, And My Mother Said, "marry Him, You'll Double Your Wardrobe."

The First Rule Of Survival Is: Make Your Own Rules. The Hell Anyone Thinks About The Way You're Acting; Listen Only To Yourself.

If You Hate Something, You Hate It, And If You Like Something Or Somebody, You Like It, But Tell The Truth. And Most Celebrities Have That Thin Veneer That They Will Not Break For You.

Elizabeth Taylor's So Fat She Puts Mayonnaise On Aspirin.

Never Buy A Fur From A Vegetarian.