I Love The Fact That I Can

I Won't Be A Rock Star. I Will Be A Legend.

By The Way, I Do Not Wear A Hose. My Hose Is My Own. No Coke Bottle, Nothing Stuffed Down There.

People Are Always Asking Me What My Lyrics Mean. Does It Mean This, Does It Mean That, That's All Anybody Wants To Know. F**k Them, Darling. I Say What Any Decent Poet Would Say If You Dared Ask Him To Analyze His Work: If You See It, Dear, Then It's There. ... I Think My Melodies Are Superior To My Lyrics. ... I Was Never Too Keen On The British Music Press. They've Called Us A Supermarket Hype, And They Used To Suggest That We Didn't Write Our Own Songs.

I Don't Like The Way My Teeth Protrude. I'm Going To Have Them Done, But I Just Haven't Had The Time. Apart From That... I'm Perfect.

A Concert Is Not A Live Rendition Of Our Album. It's A Theatrical Event. I Have Fun With My Clothes Onstage; It's Not A Concert You're Seeing, It's A Fashion Show.