By The Way, I Do Not Wear

It's Boring To Be 70, I Don't Want To Be There, I'll Be Dead And Gone, I Don't Have Any Aspirations To Be 70.

Rod Stewart, Elton John And I Were Going To Form A Band Called Hair, Nose & Teeth After The Three Of Us. But It Hasn't Happened Because None Of Us Can Agree On The Order Of The Words!

My Songs Are Like Bic Razors. For Fun, For Modern Consumption. You Listen To It, Like It, Discard It, Then On To The Next. Disposable Pop.

I Love The Fact That I Can Make People Happy, In Any Form. Even If It’s Just An Hour Of Their Lives, If I Can Make Them Feel Lucky Or Make Them Feel Good, Or Bring A Smile To A Sour Face, That To Me Is Worthwhile.

No Age Is Good To Get Married At. You Got To Be A Fool To Get Married.