I Love Polite People, Late September, Weeping

I Was Horrified Of The Dark. I Realized That The Only Way I Could Get Over That Fear Was By Scaring Other People, So I Became Obsessed With Ghost Stories, Drawing Monsters, Watching Monster Movies, Sneaking Into Horror Movies, And It's Just Been The Love Of My Life Forever.

I Looked Like A 'super Mario Bros.' Goomba. It's Arguably The Ugliest Haircut On The Planet.

At My Sexiest, I Look Like An Androgenous Muppet.

France Has Given Us The Best Filmmakers And Food.

I Think It's Perfectly Acceptable And Rather Admirable To Be Moderately Delusional