I Love People; It's Mankind I Can't

Duck, Big Brother! Here Comes Another Day!

One Moment, Please... We Interrupt Our Regular Program To Bring You This Special Bulletin: It's A Nice Day Outside.

It Was A Dark And Stormy Night. Suddenly, A Shot Rang Out! A Door Slammed. The Maid Screamed. Suddenly, A Pirate Ship Appeared On The Horizon! While Millions Of People Were Starving, The King Lived In Luxury. Meanwhile, On A Small Farm In Kansas, A Boy Was Growing Up.

Security Is A Thumb And A Blanket. Happiness Is A Warm Puppy.

If Life Were A Camera, I'd Have The Lens Cap On.