I Love Black People, But I Hate

The Thing That Surprised Me The Most Is Just How Much Money Women That Weren't Rich Were Paying For Their Hair. When You're In A Beauty Parlor In Harlem Next To Abandoned Buildings And Somebody's Paying Five Grand For A Weave, That's A Bit Much. I Think This Is, In A Weird Way, Part Of The Health Care Debate. It's Like, Hmm, There's People With $2000 Weaves That Could Have Bought Health Care With That Weave Money.

I Was At Michael Jackson's House, And This Kid Runs Out, 'wait, Save Me!'

When I Do Something Good, The Audience Lets Me Know Immediately. They Laugh. That's It.

Happy White Peoples Independence Day The Slaves Weren't Free But I'm Sure They Enjoyed Fireworks.

I Don't Need A President With A Bucket List!