I'll Tell You One Thing, Since I'm

All Magic Is 'here’s A Quarter, Now It’s Gone. You’re A Jerk. Now It’s Back. You’re An Idiot. Show’s Over.'

Having A 2 Year Old Is Like Having A Blender That You Don't Have The Top For.

I Love Being A Dad. I Just Love It.

Can't You At Least Die With A Little Dignity?

Magazines Are Another Medium I Love, Because 95% Is Simply Based On 'how The Hell Are We Going To Fill All This Blank Space?