I'll Be Making Music 'til The Day

Music Is For People. The Word 'pop' Is Simply Short For Popular. It Means That People Like It. I'm Just A Normal Jerk Who Happens To Make Music. As Long As My Brain And Fingers Work, I'm Cool.

Imagine If Beethoven Had A Tape Recorder. Then You'd Know Exactly What He Meant. Maybe He Meant 'da Da Da Da' Instead Of 'boom Boom Boom Boom!' Who Knows?

Jimmy Page Is An Excellent Producer. Led Zeppelin I And Ii Are Classics. As A Player He's Very Good In The Studio, But I've Never Seen Him Play Well Live. He's Sloppy. He Plays Like He's Got A Broken Hand And He's Two Years Old. If You Put Out A Good Album And Play Like A Two Year Old, What's The Purpose?

I Never Dreamt Of Being A Musician For My Livelihood. I Certainly Never Would Have Wanted To Be In The Business That I'm In, Meaning The Fame And The Glory, The Glitter, The Rock Star, The Famous Part.

I Went To The Zoo One Day And Saw A Chimp Playing With A Beat-up Acoustic Guitar In A Way I Had Never Seen Before. Instead Of Using The Pick The Chimp Was Banging The Neck And Tapping It With Its Fingers. I Knew The Chimp Was On To Something So I Practiced This New Technique In My Room For Hours Until I'd Perfected It.